Thursday, 25 June 2015

Thursday Evenings with John Mayer

So... I'm back. I was just wistfully thinking about the blog yesterday, and about how I missed it... and then I realized I have complete control of the situation. And thus... the below.

The conversation I had with John Mayer whilst driving in my car tonight:


Who says I can't get stoned?

Turn off the lights and the telephone;

Me in my house alone...

Who says I can't get stoned?

ME: The POLICE, John. The police say you can't get stoned.


Who says I can't be free?

From all of the things that I used to be

Rewrite my history

Who says I can't be free?

ME: TWITTER, JOHN. Twitter is why you can't rewrite the past. The sheer size and volume of offensively ignorant things you have said on Twitter makes this impossible, I am afraid.


ME: Yeeeah... I'm just the messenger, buddy.

What I am listening to right now: Guess. 

Until Next time,